whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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