- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

why am I writing this...im bored

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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