What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

poop

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

David Cameron

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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