what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

dry handjob

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

brock has small hands for a small job

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

being sober in a bar fight

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

oh hey.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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