- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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