- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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