- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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