- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The child was fired from his job.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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