- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What black and has children A black man

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

The child was fired from his job.

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