What does water smell like? water.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

tommy is retared

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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