- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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