What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Poop...

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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