Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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roses are red violets are blue

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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