- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Bob Saget

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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