Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did the man die? He was old.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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