Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Thats what she said

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

when debbie meets downer

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

child labor

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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