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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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