Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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1+2 = 6

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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