- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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