why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

whats hairy and crys your mom

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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