- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did the man die? He was old.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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