what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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