I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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