- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

roses are red violets are blue

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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