What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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