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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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