Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

My name is Jeff

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

guess what>? your mum lol

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

one morning i turned on my tv

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Tommy got neutered.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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