Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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PENIS

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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