- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

black people

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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