Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Anti Joke

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