What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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