- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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