What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Poop.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

That's illegal What? Your mom

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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