- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

woman's rights

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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