- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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