If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Knock Knock.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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