what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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