I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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