how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...


Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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