- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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