- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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