- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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