Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Your big dick.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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