There once was this guy and he fell down

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

The cream, it is coming

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Women's rights.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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