What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Anti Joke

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