- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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