why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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A hill billy went fishing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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