What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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all the kids had fun

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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A bar walks into a man

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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