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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Refridgerator.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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