Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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