- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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