- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

the lemon was sweet.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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