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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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