So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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denisssssssssssssss

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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