- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Knock Know! Come in!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I have an idea! You leave.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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