Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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what's up? my penis.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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