- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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