- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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