- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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