- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

your mom gave me head.....phones

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

HOLY COW!

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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