What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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