Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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