A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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