- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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