What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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