Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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