What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Yellow People !!

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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I'm Polish.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Justin Bieber

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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