I have an idea! You leave.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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www.xnxx.com

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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