- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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