how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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roses are red poo is poo

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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