- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

A man walks into a bar

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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