What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

I have a really funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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