What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

If you were a cactus, why?

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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