Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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