What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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