Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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